However absurd and awkward that it may sound if you think (and look at both of them) you may find some interesting similarities and differences.
If you see, condoms come for a price and so do politicians. If you want a condom to work for you, you have to pay to buy it! The same thing stands true for a politician! You have to buy him so that he can work for you! But alas, he wont do it. He will pay you at the beginning in 1000s and take back from you in lakhs.
A faulty and corrupt politician spreads the deadly decay virus which kills off the immune system of the nation and weakens it. I guess I do not have to tell the experienced people reading my blog what happens if a ‘faulty and corrupt’ condom is used in certain cases.
A condom is non-living thing. It does not feel ‘things’. Neither does a politician feel the pain of his people. All he cares for is money, money, money and more money. The formula is not going to change for ages.
Politicians work collectively in be-numbing(to make inactive) their people and making them distant physically and emotionally so that they can enjoy the power of the power! Likewise, ’Two’ many condoms, succeed in maintaining a distant physical and emotional sensation of their ‘people’.
If you see, you have to pay a Fixed price for one condom and it works for you! But there’s no fixed price for the services of a politician. It depends on various factors like project, mood, his past successful bribe. The cost you pay him is like a flavour. So you see condoms provide reliable service!
Condoms come in different ’shapes and sizes’ and offer service not only to the user but also ‘long-lasting pleasure’ to the ‘opposition’. Have you ever heard of an Indian politician who has ever given pleasure to the opposite party? In case you haven’t, there are a few cases where both ruling and opposition parties work collectively to make more and more money and gain pleasure. But in general, no pleasures and wealth is shared with opposition.
The main point is that Condoms provide protection to the people that use them. But what about politicians? Do they protect their people? NO. Instead these dudes themselves demand protection and leave their people for the dead.
So you decide who are better! I think condoms would rule India better than these blood-sucking, money-eating, hatred-spreading, dividing and ruling politicians.
So you decide who are better! I think condoms would rule India better than these blood-sucking, money-eating, hatred-spreading, dividing and ruling politicians.
If the failure rate of condoms were as high as politicians, they could have thought of using the failure rate too to gain votes( Vote bank politics in a new dimension. Yes, our politicians can do this too. They can get to any cheap politics for money)
CONDOMS PROTECT…POLITICIANS DON’T
If you are laughing seeing the similarities, please do wake up guys. If this generation too fails in changing the way system is leading us, it will be too late for next generation to do anything. We have been seeing how a middle class family suffers due to these politicians. We cant expect elders to change the system. We youth have to do it. Yes, our careers are also important. But so is the career of your nation and your son. The corruption have just entered the Army in recent Adarsh building scam. Lets do something to change those people before it spreads everywhere.
And last but not the least we have to make sure that even if after purchase (election) if a condom is found to be leaking(corrupt) then we should abandon it immediately as it may give us harmful diseases like AIDS-hard to fight. After all PRECAUTION IS BETTER THAN CURE. So the next time we vote we have to make sure it is the right candidate, after all we cannot afford to give up our pleasure because of a torn condom. What say????
This is the idea generated when I was watching news about politicians and a condom ad was aired.
Regards,
Manoj. M. Koushik
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